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"Honey, i'm bored." what do i look like, batman?

won't come to bed until he proves snopes.com is a phishing site

won't come to bed until he proves  snopes.com is a phishing site  Redditors Wife

i told him i wanted to kiss he told me to lick my own wrist and wait ten seconds

i told him i wanted to kiss he told me to lick my own wrist and wait ten seconds  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted eggs for breakfast "I want a divorce"

I asked if he wanted eggs for breakfast

I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said he would rather fuck his sister

I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said he would rather fuck his sister   Redditors Wife

He said my story was cool Then he called me a bro

He said my story was cool Then he called me a bro  Redditors Wife

He wanted a divorce because of my vocal fry. Then he said he was just kidding.

He wanted a divorce because of my vocal fry. Then he said he was just kidding.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he can go to the supermarket with me He said, "I'll Drive"

I asked him if he can go to the supermarket with me He said,

I asked him to print something out for me He said use the voiceover feature

I asked him to print something out for me He said use the voiceover feature  Redditors Wife

I asked what he's listening to He called me an Anal Cunt

I asked what he's listening to He called me an Anal Cunt  Redditors Wife
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