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I asked him why he doesn't take all socks out of the dryer he said "to free more house elves"

I asked him why he doesn't take all socks out of the dryer he said

Saw a ring, thought he was going to propose he proposed to his male friend instead

Saw a ring, thought he was going to propose he proposed to his male friend instead  Redditors Wife

I asked for a romantic valentine's day he got me star wars pajamas

I asked for a romantic valentine's day he got me star wars pajamas  Redditors Wife

It's been THREE hours, dear. Oh. Right. Well I got all this food ... for free.

It's been THREE hours, dear. Oh. Right. Well I got all this food ... for free.  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he thought of my painting I like it, very interesting

I asked him what he thought of my painting I like it, very interesting  Redditors Wife

I wrote him a meaningful letter "tl;dr"

I wrote him a meaningful letter

i told him my head was hurting he told me to go take some bitch mints

i told him my head was hurting he told me to go take some bitch mints  Redditors Wife

I asked if he remembered our anniversary "Only 90's kids would remember that"

I asked if he remembered our anniversary

I TOOK THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE HE SAID ks pentaRifts

I TOOK THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE  HE SAID ks pentaRifts  Redditors Wife

i wanted anal he thought i meant spooning

i wanted anal he thought i meant spooning  Redditors Wife
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