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I asked him if he wanted to try something new in bed He said I should Pretend I'm ron paul and say carl sagan quotes

I asked him if he wanted to try something new in bed He said I should Pretend I'm ron paul and say carl sagan quotes  Redditors Wife

I told him it's midnight and I'm tired Says he's meme-battling Billy

I told him it's midnight and I'm tired Says he's meme-battling Billy  Redditors Wife

She emails him a naked pic He posts it on /r/gonewild for karma

She emails him a naked pic He posts it on /r/gonewild for karma   Redditors Wife

I asked hime if he wanted to blow his load in my mouth he mumbled something about boy scouts

I asked hime if he wanted to blow his load in my mouth he mumbled something about boy scouts  Redditors Wife

I asked him to create a banner for our daughter's first birthday he turned her into a communist and gave her a machine gun

I asked him to create a banner for our daughter's first birthday he turned her into a communist and gave her a machine gun  Redditors Wife

Babe, you checked out all your cities like two minutes ago my attack lands in 12 more minutes...I'll be right there

Babe, you checked out all your cities like two minutes ago my attack lands in 12 more minutes...I'll be right there  Redditors Wife

"my teas gone cold..." dear slim i wrote but you never me back

I asked Hemo why we never do any foreplay before sex anymore he said, "I need to tell you more about me..."

I asked Hemo why we never do any foreplay before sex anymore he said,

I told him I wanted to join the gym He said my balance wasn't good enough

I told him I wanted to join the gym He said my balance wasn't good enough  Redditors Wife

"Honey, where's the dog?" "Hold on. His eyebrows need to dry."

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