Redditors Wife

Told him if he didn't come to bed he wouldn't have a girlfriend anymore He said now he could get 2nd place in the Heisman

Told him if he didn't come to bed he wouldn't have a girlfriend anymore He said now he could get 2nd place in the Heisman  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to build a snowman He bought one in a can

I asked him if he wanted to build a snowman He bought one in a can  Redditors Wife

I asked him to help me bury a body. He told me to show him the dead dog first.

I asked him to help me bury a body. He told me to show him the dead dog first.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to have sex with me He started rubbing the bottom of his forearm

I asked him to have sex with me He started rubbing the bottom of his forearm  Redditors Wife

I suggested we go to the bahamas for our Anniversary He said I need dubs to decide

I suggested we go to the bahamas for our Anniversary He said I need dubs to decide  Redditors Wife

Tells her to go to bed. Starts cleaning room at 4am

Tells her to go to bed. Starts cleaning room at 4am  Redditors Wife

Ever since he found ilikegirlsdaily he spends all his time on twitter

Ever since he found ilikegirlsdaily he spends all his time on twitter  Redditors Wife

i asked him, "sex?" he said "male, stupid"

i asked him,

i have a C quiz tomorrow.. he locked himself in his room.

i have a C quiz tomorrow.. he locked himself in his room.   Redditors Wife

I told him "I Love you" He told me to count this penny

I told him
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