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I asked him if he wanted a sandwich after sex He did a weird little fist pump like a kid

I asked him if he wanted a sandwich after sex He did a weird little fist pump like a kid  Redditors Wife

Told him I was pregnant Continues playing world of warcraft

Told him I was pregnant Continues playing world of warcraft  Redditors Wife

Asks to use a plug for her laptop Tells her to piss off, he was here first.

Asks to use a plug for her laptop Tells her to piss off, he was here first.  Redditors Wife

Vill gera eitthvad romantiskt á Valentinusardaginn "Valentinusardagurinn er amerisk grodahugmynd og vid erum á Islandi"

Vill gera eitthvad romantiskt á Valentinusardaginn

I told him I love him for valentine's day he said "you make my penis feel gr8"

I told him I love him for valentine's day he said

He was crying all night about elo hell But I told him he WAS elo hell

He was crying all night about elo hell But I told him he WAS elo hell  Redditors Wife

i got out dmr'd then he teabagged me

i got out dmr'd then he teabagged me  Redditors Wife

She wants to have date night on Friday He needs to check reddit first

She wants to have date night on Friday He needs to check reddit first  Redditors Wife

I asked him to change the baby's diaper while he was playing Space Marine He just slapped me and said "heretic!!!"

I asked him to change the baby's diaper while he was playing Space Marine He just slapped me and said

I come home and balloons are tied to our pet turtle

I come home and balloons are tied to our pet turtle  Redditors Wife
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