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asked if he felt like having some sushi Said his neck wasn't cold

asked if he felt like having some sushi Said his neck wasn't cold  Redditors Wife

i asked him why he started drinking silver he said: I want to be a smurf!

i asked him why he started drinking silver he said: I want to be a smurf!  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to have sex He told me that the Jeep is in the garage

I asked if he wanted to have sex He told me that the Jeep is in the garage  Redditors Wife

all i wanted to do was take a picture of the cat now I'm a karma whore

all i wanted to do was take a picture of the cat now I'm a karma whore  Redditors Wife

He wont have sex with me I don't want to get depressed after I'm done

He wont have sex with me I don't want to get depressed after I'm done  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could go on a romantic trip He said he would have to check with bing.com first

I asked him if we could go on a romantic trip
 He said he would have to check with bing.com first  Redditors Wife

[setup for a reference to an earlier post] [punchline and reference here]

[setup for a reference to
an earlier post] [punchline and reference here]  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed He said he had to practice his yo-yo

I asked him to come to bed He said he had to practice his yo-yo  Redditors Wife

He never watched the kony video

He never watched the kony video  Redditors Wife

I told him I just got offered for a job He said: Wow, is it a warrior, cleric, mage or archer?

I told him I just got offered for a job He said: Wow, is it a warrior, cleric, mage or archer?  Redditors Wife
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