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I asked him to squeeze my breasts He said "you must be trying to suppress cancer cells"

I asked him to squeeze my breasts He said
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I told him that there was a rabid panda outside He told me to get the slide

I told him that there was a rabid panda outside He told me to get the slide Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to try anal He said I took laxitives

I asked him if he wanted to try anal He said I took laxitives Redditors Wife
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I asked if he would help me take a dump He gave me a garbage can that said "push"

I asked if he would help me take a dump He gave me a garbage can that said
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Spelled LETS SEX on his lap with Scrabble cheezits. Right after I upload this picture of "LETS SEX"

Spelled LETS SEX on his lap with Scrabble cheezits. Right after I upload this picture of
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I asked him how our retirement fund was doing he said he invested it all in eastern poland

I asked him how our retirement fund was doing he said he invested it all in eastern poland Redditors Wife
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I told him I was in the mood He said "go break open the lava lamp"

I told him I was in the mood He said
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Told him i just got diagnosed Breast cancer ''Tits or GTFO

Told him i just got diagnosed Breast cancer ''Tits or GTFO Redditors Wife
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I told him I wanted his heart he said he wanted my taco

I told him I wanted his heart he said he wanted my taco Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed He said, "Not before i find out what the swedes thinks of us."

I asked him to come to bed He said,
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