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Redditors Wife

i told him he never listens to me he said he ear reads

i told him he never listens to me he said he ear reads Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed He asked me if I washed the coverlet

I asked him to come to bed He asked me if I washed the coverlet Redditors Wife
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I told him peter's finally gone for the weekend he said he's busy with his calculations

I told him peter's finally gone for the weekend he said he's busy with his calculations Redditors Wife
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i told him to come to bed but he said he had to catch the red baloon

i told him to come to bed but he said he had to catch the red baloon Redditors Wife
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I wanted him to come have sex with me he said to make some muffins first

I wanted him to come have sex with me he said to make some muffins first Redditors Wife
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I asked him if we could have sex He said "Go get the webcam and a beer bottle and meet me in the bathtub"

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told him I was leaving and taking our daughter He said he would get custody in two years

told him I was leaving and taking our daughter He said he would get custody in two years Redditors Wife
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I told him I'm ready for bed He said he hadn't heard any rumble strips

I told him I'm ready for bed He said he hadn't heard any rumble strips Redditors Wife
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I said I wanted a cat He said "only if it's an orange female cat"

I said I wanted a cat He said
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He came on my lip and said "How's that for a cloud mustache?"

He came on my lip and said
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