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I asked what we needed from the grocery store he said "martian blueberries"

I asked what we needed from the grocery store he said
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I asked him why there was pee on the kitchen floor he said, "the freezer must be broken"

I asked him why there was pee on the kitchen floor he said,
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I ASKED HIM WHY HE DIDN'T FEED THE CAT HE SAID TO MAKE IT GRUMPY

I ASKED HIM WHY HE DIDN'T FEED THE CAT HE SAID TO MAKE IT GRUMPY Redditors Wife
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I asked him how much he loved me He said "cow"

I asked him how much he loved me He said
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I told him there was a spider on the porch he said get the camera

I told him there was a spider on the porch he said get the camera Redditors Wife
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I asked him how he wanted his coffee this morning And he tossed me a bag of green army men

I asked him how he wanted his coffee this morning And he tossed me a bag of green army men Redditors Wife
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I told him I wanted a baby He said "Bloods or Crips?"

I told him I wanted a baby He said
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I asked him to snuggle because it was freezing outside. He told me to go turn on the lawn sprinklers

I asked him to snuggle because it was freezing outside. He told me to go turn on the lawn sprinklers Redditors Wife
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tried to have sex told me to wait until i'm on my period

tried to have sex told me to wait until i'm on my period Redditors Wife
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I asked him for sex His hand humped mine, finished, then passed out

I asked him for sex His hand humped mine, finished, then passed out Redditors Wife
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