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I asked him why he wanted to see our wedding and honeymoon photos He said he wants ridiculously photogenic guy to replace me in every single photograph i've been in

I asked him why he wanted to see our wedding and honeymoon photos He said he wants ridiculously photogenic guy to replace me in every single photograph i've been in Redditors Wife
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He got me perfume for my birth day "The smell of vagina"

He got me perfume for my birth day
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I asked him where the couch was He said "on the ceiling in the hall"

I asked him where the couch was He said
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i asked if we could have sex tonight He said he already pulled out his ingrown penis today for an AMA

i asked if we could have sex tonight He said he already pulled out his ingrown penis today for an AMA Redditors Wife
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wanted him to hold me after earthquake He said "im updating status"

wanted him to hold me after earthquake He said
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Showed him a picture of my 16 year old niece. He said "Dat ass"

Showed him a picture of my 16 year old niece. He said
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Asked him if i could use the roomba to clean he said roombas are for killing people

Asked him if i could use the roomba to clean he said roombas are for killing people Redditors Wife
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I asked if he gave me herpes he just said "rofl"

I asked if he gave me herpes he just said
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He stays up every night playing that stupid game And he's not even diamond

He stays up every night playing that stupid game And he's not even diamond Redditors Wife
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i told him he had a girlfriend. me. he said tits or gtfo.

i told him he had a girlfriend. me. he said tits or gtfo. Redditors Wife
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