Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted to make a star wars weekend He said that he's fine with leaving his computer for 2 hours.

I told him I wanted to make a star wars weekend He said that he's fine with leaving his computer for 2 hours.  Redditors Wife

"Honey, what would you change about me?" "I'd put you in jail."

I asked him if we could fool around tonight He said, "I'm too busy catching a terrorist"

I asked him if we could fool around tonight He said,

He made me suffer through 3rd degree burns on my back just to get karma

He made me suffer through 3rd degree burns on my back just to get karma  Redditors Wife

I asked him to make love to me He said it would have to be a quickie while Reddit goes down for 2 minutes

I asked him to make love to me He said it would have to be a quickie while Reddit goes down for 2 minutes  Redditors Wife

i told him i wanted to do something special tonight he opened an ama about his extreme constipation

i told him i wanted to do something special tonight he opened an ama about his extreme constipation  Redditors Wife

i told him i was pregnant he said: repost

i told him i was pregnant he said: repost  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted some cucumber He said NO i know

I asked him if he wanted some cucumber He said NO i know   Redditors Wife

i made him a hurricane pancake he said: it kind of looks like meatwad dancing

i made him a hurricane pancake he said: it kind of looks like meatwad dancing  Redditors Wife

i gave him a human communication textbook he submitted it on reddit

i gave him a human communication textbook he submitted it on  reddit  Redditors Wife
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