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I asked him if he loved this door as much as I did... He shouted NOPE, I am out of focus!

I asked him if he loved this door as much as I did... He shouted NOPE, I am out of focus!  Redditors Wife

Gets excited about comment on his post doesn't see that i liked his post to make him happy

Gets excited about comment on his post doesn't see that i liked his post to make him happy  Redditors Wife

Asked him if he wanted to go rock climbing Told me to go by myself... Dark Souls is out for delivery

Asked him if he wanted to go rock climbing Told me to go by myself... Dark Souls is out for delivery  Redditors Wife

I wanted sex he prefers his new perfume

I wanted sex he prefers his new perfume  Redditors Wife

I asked for a divorce "Right, let me fetch my suit and camera"

I asked for a divorce

I asked him if he wanted to share a bath He said no due to bath salts

I asked him if he wanted to share a bath He said no due to 
bath salts  Redditors Wife

I ask him to come eat dinner he said his overly attached girlfriend won't let him

I ask him to come eat dinner he said his overly attached girlfriend won't let him  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He told me he was going to a ranch in neveda instead.

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He told me he was going to a ranch in neveda instead.  Redditors Wife

I met him at the front door with spoons on my nipples "Yeah. Seen it before."

I met him at the front door with spoons on my nipples

i asked him what he wanted to do in bed tonight. All he said was, "One does not simply ask what the're going to do in bed tonight."

i  asked him what he wanted to do in bed tonight. All he said was,
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