Redditors Wife

i know you ate the last cookie... i want a divorce.

i know you ate the last cookie... i want a divorce.  Redditors Wife

I said "i want to know more about you" he handed me the korean alphabet

I said

I asked him why he was uncomfortable with sex. He said he was raped by a dolphin.

I asked him why he was uncomfortable with sex. He said he was raped by a dolphin.  Redditors Wife

We used to make baby gravy all night when I was hawt now he loves his hand so much he should put a ring on it

We used to make baby gravy all night when I was hawt now he loves his hand so much he should put a ring on it  Redditors Wife

i asked him where he was getting all these new pants he said he is a nightclub ggg

i asked him where he was getting all these new pants he said he is a nightclub ggg  Redditors Wife

He said that he would spend his life with me. I didn't know he was talking to Reddit.

He said that he would spend his life with me. I didn't know he was talking to Reddit.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted some chicken He said only if it was grown in a petri dish

I asked him if he wanted some chicken He said only if it was grown in a petri dish  Redditors Wife

I asked him to make me facebook popular he mooned my macbook. The Idianites and Kansanians loved it.

I asked him to make me facebook popular he mooned my macbook. The Idianites and Kansanians loved it.  Redditors Wife

"Honey, our son is being bullied" "lets set up an exhibition!"

I said he could stick it wherever he wanted. He said he can't this month.

I said he could stick it wherever he wanted. He said he can't this month.   Redditors Wife
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