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I told him i loved him he said "Tits or gtfo"

I told him i loved him




 he said

Buys copy of Skyrim doesn't speak to family for weeks

Buys copy of Skyrim doesn't speak to family for weeks  Redditors Wife

''Come to bed,'' I said- ''It's nearly midnight.'' he said: ''I'll be there when the narwhal bacons!''

''Come to bed,'' I said- ''It's nearly midnight.'' he said: ''I'll be there when the narwhal bacons!''  Redditors Wife

He made a website called dumspers.net he uploaded naked pictures of me and called me a trashy dumpster bitch

He made a website called dumspers.net he uploaded naked pictures of me and called me a trashy dumpster bitch  Redditors Wife

I wanted to text him a picture of my tits. He blocked my number and muttered something about Jakucha

I wanted to text him a picture of my tits. He blocked my number and muttered something about Jakucha  Redditors Wife

I told him I received a speeding ticket He said "those pigs are Gunna pay for shooting up my ride"

I told him I received a speeding ticket He said

I asked for the new Adobe suite He printed out a photo of some shop. For the 15th time.

I asked for the new Adobe suite He printed out a photo of some shop. For the 15th time.  Redditors Wife

on our wedding day, i read him my vows he said "tl, dr"

on our wedding day, 
i read him my vows he said

I said I'm making a divorce subreddit he said too late, bender already made one

I said I'm making a divorce subreddit he said too late, bender already made one  Redditors Wife

Asked him to help me clean the kitchen after the cabinets fell Told me I should have used some pam

Asked him to help me clean the kitchen after the cabinets fell Told me I should have used some pam  Redditors Wife
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