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I told him i wanted a puppy he got me a taxidermied dog and muttered something about Chuck Testa

I told him i wanted a puppy he got me a taxidermied dog and muttered something about Chuck Testa  Redditors Wife

Says he wants to meet up Watches Starcraft matches the whole time

Says he wants to meet up Watches Starcraft matches the whole time  Redditors Wife

We had no bowls for cereal So he poured milk into a cereal bag and ate out of it

We had no bowls for cereal So he poured milk into a cereal bag and ate out of it  Redditors Wife

I called him in bed to his duty that reminded him call of duty

I called him in bed to his duty that reminded him call of duty  Redditors Wife

I just needed a pencil He gave me a Cheez-it

I just needed a pencil He gave me a Cheez-it  Redditors Wife

I said I wanted to get pregnant He said, "Only if the idea is up-voted."

I said I wanted to get pregnant He said,

I asked him to go to the symphony with me He said he was listening to the Diablo 3 menu music

I asked him to go to the symphony with me He said he was listening to the Diablo 3 menu music  Redditors Wife

I asked for a new Toyota he bought me a sewing machine

I asked for a new Toyota he bought me a sewing machine  Redditors Wife

Finally joins wife in bed Smartphone

Finally joins wife in bed Smartphone  Redditors Wife

Finds out he's more attached to Overly attached girlfriend

Finds out he's more attached to Overly attached girlfriend  Redditors Wife
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