Redditors Wife

I told him we should do something together He told me to get a beaten up trailer

I told him we should do something together He told me to get a beaten up trailer  Redditors Wife

I tried to make a door knob joke to him he said knobs are so yesterday, it's all about the actual door now

I tried to make a door knob joke to him he said knobs are so yesterday, it's all about the actual door now  Redditors Wife

I asked him for the iphone 5 he said "there's a new box of oreos in the pantry"

I asked him for the iphone 5 he said

i asked him if he was ready to use the condoms he bought HE SAID he already pooped in the morning

i asked him if he was ready to use the condoms he bought HE SAID he already pooped in the morning  Redditors Wife

He asked me to invite all our friends over So he could fart and then leave us in the room with it

He asked me to invite all our friends over So he could fart and then leave us in the room with it  Redditors Wife

I asked him to add a porch to the back of our house he said there were no bears around to use it

I asked him to add a porch to the back of our house he said there were no bears around to use it  Redditors Wife

Asked if he wanted to see a movie "Only if it stars Alexander Rhodes"

Asked if he wanted to see a movie

I asked him to come to bed He said "only if we can play spanko"

I asked him to come to bed He said

Hey, can you- Nope.

Hey, can you- Nope.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he was in the mood he said he'd poke me with it when he was

I asked him if he was in the mood he said he'd poke me with it when he was  Redditors Wife
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