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i told him i wanted to have sex i'd rather have bacon

i told him i wanted to have sex i'd rather have bacon  Redditors Wife

Told him I had an idea for a meme he said, "Better show your tits"

Told him I had an idea for a meme he said,

I asked him if he wanted to have sex? He asked me what was the weirdest thing I put inside of myself.

I asked him if he wanted to have sex? He asked me what was the weirdest thing I put inside of myself.  Redditors Wife

I showed him my headlights He passed me some toothpaste

I showed him my headlights He passed me some toothpaste  Redditors Wife

I told him I was selling the computer he killed a horse and dug a hole

I told him I was selling the computer he killed a horse and dug a hole  Redditors Wife

i asked him why he quit his job he said he wanted free dry cleaning

i asked him why he quit his job he said he wanted free dry cleaning  Redditors Wife

I asked him to show me his love to me he put me in the trunk of the car for an hour

I asked him to show me his love to me  he put me in the trunk of the car for an hour  Redditors Wife

Told him I love him He said hitler wasn't all bad

Told him I love him He said hitler wasn't all bad  Redditors Wife

I told him his name was undesirable He changed it to Why Not Zoidberg

I told him his name was undesirable He changed it to Why Not Zoidberg  Redditors Wife

i showed him a funny rage comic He said,"downvote,repost"

i showed him a funny rage comic He said,
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