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I offered to make husband a gourmet dinner "We're getting subway again, just one more try"

I offered to make husband a gourmet dinner
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I told him there was a flock of geese outside He asked if they were wearing sandals

I told him there was a flock of geese outside He asked if they were wearing sandals Redditors Wife
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would you like a peanut buteer and jelly sandwich? he said "that's racist."

would you like a peanut buteer and jelly sandwich? he said
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I asked him if he wanted to be intimate tonight he said once the kids have friends and go to sleepovers

I asked him if he wanted to be intimate tonight he said once the kids have friends and go to sleepovers Redditors Wife
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I asked if he could go calm down our child He said it was my turn and told me to turn on the infrared nanny cam

I asked if he could go calm down our child He said it was my turn and told me to turn on the infrared nanny cam Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed He accused me of cheating because I didn't come home with flowers

I asked him to come to bed He accused me of cheating because I didn't come home with flowers Redditors Wife
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i asked him what he wanted for dinner he said he had to masturbate before he could decide

i asked him what he wanted for dinner he said he had to masturbate before he could decide Redditors Wife
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I told him i wanted the D he said to make him a pizza instead

I told him i wanted the D he said to make him a pizza instead Redditors Wife
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Puts sexy note in his lunch box Uses it for Karma

Puts sexy note in his lunch box Uses it for Karma Redditors Wife
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I told him we needed help getting our marriage started He said "Let's ask Reddit"

I told him we needed help getting our marriage started He said
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