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I tell him we need to talk about our relationship he made a scumbag stacy meme about me

I tell him we need to talk about our relationship he made a scumbag stacy meme about me  Redditors Wife

Our son expected a dollar from the tooth fairy he told me to just put some bacon under the pillow

Our son expected a dollar from the tooth fairy he told me to just put some bacon under the pillow  Redditors Wife

It was my birthday instead of candles for my age, the cake just said "Old Enough to Party"

It was my birthday instead of candles for my age, the cake just said

I said we should buy a house He pulled out a Monopoly board

I said we should buy a house He pulled out a Monopoly board   Redditors Wife

Asked him when he was coming to bed He said, "As soon as both my arms are broken."

Asked him when he was coming to bed He said,

I asked him if he knew how much I loved him He said, "You didn't leave the toilet seat up for me."

I asked him if he knew how much I loved him He said,

I told him i was pregnant He is reading "A thousand ways to commit suicide"

I told him i was pregnant He is reading

I made a joke and I heard him laugh Turns out he was browsing r/adviceanimals

I made a joke and I heard him laugh Turns out he was browsing r/adviceanimals  Redditors Wife

he spends too much time on that computer bitch get back in the kitchen

he spends too much time on that computer bitch get back in the kitchen  Redditors Wife

I showed him a picture of our cat looking through a window he Only responded with, "soon"

I showed him a picture of our cat looking through a window he Only responded with,
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