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told him my father commited suicide "lol ragequit"

told him my father commited suicide

I told him we should try a threesome He said "Half-Life 3 confirmed"

I told him we should try a threesome He said

dear, come to bed stfu its transfer deadline day

dear, come to bed stfu its transfer deadline day  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to see my squirrel he said "Only if it's white"

I asked him if he wanted to see my squirrel he said

I asked him what he was doing with all the toothpicks He was making a toothpick gun with canned air

I asked him what he was doing with all the toothpicks He was making a toothpick gun with canned air  Redditors Wife

He is just sitting there Looking for Waldo...

He is just sitting there Looking for Waldo...  Redditors Wife

I planned our wedding While he made rage comics.

I planned our wedding While he made rage comics.  Redditors Wife

I Say I Can Go Cross Eyed He Says Derp

I Say I Can Go Cross Eyed  He Says Derp  Redditors Wife

Star wars old republic Fap

 Star wars old republic  Fap  Redditors Wife

I told him to do his lab reports He says "fuckin reposts"

I told him to do his lab reports  He says
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