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I asked him about having children today he said: sort of want

I asked him about having children today he said: sort of want  Redditors Wife

i told him i remember every time he has ever hurt my feelings he proceeded to swipe me with a large magnet

i told him i remember every time he has ever hurt my feelings he proceeded to swipe me with a large magnet  Redditors Wife

did you see that article about derp and herp? yeah, 3 days ago. go back to digg bitch!

did you see that article about derp and herp? yeah, 3 days ago.
go back to digg bitch!  Redditors Wife

Every time I ask him why we don't talk to each other anymore He always responds with, "u jelly?". What?

Every time I ask him why we don't talk to each other anymore He always responds with,

He told me he was playing online poker but his monitor was covered with breasts

He told me he was playing online poker but his monitor was covered with  breasts  Redditors Wife

i told him i was ovulating he said i was interrupting his fap sesh

i told him i was ovulating he said i was interrupting his fap sesh  Redditors Wife

i miss the days when he just jerked off to my Victoria's Secret catalogues

i miss the days when he just jerked off  to my Victoria's Secret catalogues  Redditors Wife

Willowed, you said we were going to get some quality time this weekend Have we not? I've counted five sets worth of quality and its only saturday! We GET TWO MORE TOMORROW

Willowed, you said we were going to get some quality time this weekend Have we not? I've counted five sets worth of quality and its only saturday! We GET TWO MORE TOMORROW   Redditors Wife

i told him i wanted to have sex tonight he said: not now honey wildmaninid is aboot to bag a canadian, eh!

i told him i wanted to have sex tonight he said: not now honey wildmaninid is aboot to bag a canadian, eh!  Redditors Wife

I said I saw nothing wrong with Hipsterism he said, "Cool story, Bro." then filed for divorce

I said I saw nothing wrong with Hipsterism he said,
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