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locked me in the trunk with our dog left me for an hour then said the dog was a better friend

locked me in the trunk with our dog left me for an hour then said the dog was a better friend  Redditors Wife

i asked him why he was standing so far from the monitor "big captions=big karma"

i asked him why he was standing so far from the monitor

Asked him to come to bed "Later, Willy Wonka needs me now!"

Asked him 
to come to bed

I asked him if i can borrow his electical tape he called me a whore and asked how many dildos do i need?

I asked him if i can borrow his electical tape he called me a whore and asked how many dildos do i need?  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to cuddle. "Never again will I be the big spoon, you ruined it."

I asked if he wanted to cuddle.

spends all night playing ranked not even 1300 elo

spends all night playing ranked not even 1300 elo  Redditors Wife

I asked him to hold my hand. He said what's the point, we'd never make it to 1,500 years.

I asked him to hold my hand. He said what's the point, we'd never make it to 1,500 years.  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to go to walmart He said the TV's there suck

I asked him if he wanted to go to walmart He said  the TV's there suck  Redditors Wife

my husband has more karma than me

my husband has more karma than me  Redditors Wife

I told him I wanted a cat He told me to go check all the dumpsters in town

I told him I wanted a cat He told me to go check all the dumpsters in town  Redditors Wife
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