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He's inlove with someone else Her name is Meme

He's inlove with someone else Her name is Meme  Redditors Wife

Asked if he wanted to eat anything before bed Told me to come back when I've made the perfect cookie bowl

Asked if he wanted to eat anything before bed Told me to come back when I've made the perfect cookie bowl  Redditors Wife

asked him what we should name our child he said, "why not zoidberg"

asked him what we should name our child he said,

I asked him for some money he told me to go to the library

I asked him for some money he told me to go to the library  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He said he can't because its September

I asked him if we could have sex He said he can't because its September  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he just killed a guy He said "I'm trying to become a meme."

I asked him why he just killed a guy He said

asked him if he wanted a drink at the bar said no because i wasn't a unicorn

asked him if he wanted a drink at the bar said no because i wasn't a unicorn  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he made me stand here he said so he could recycle last night's karma

I asked him why he made me stand here he said so he could recycle last night's karma  Redditors Wife

His pick up line was that I had hot dsl's. But now all he does is watch other dudes get blow-jobs.

His pick up line was that I had hot dsl's. But now all he does is watch other dudes get blow-jobs.  Redditors Wife

asked him to come to bed he said he's watching bonesy

asked him to come to bed he said he's watching bonesy  Redditors Wife
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