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Redditors Wife

asked him what he was doing he said he was peeling the wallpaper looking for awesomeness.

asked him what he was doing he said he was peeling the wallpaper looking for awesomeness. Redditors Wife
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He said I could finally get a cat So long as it only had one eye

He said I could finally get a cat So long as it only had one eye Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted a dinner on a fancy resturant He said a sandwich would be enough

I asked if he wanted a dinner on a fancy resturant He said a sandwich would be enough Redditors Wife
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I asked him why all the lights were out He said "we're switching to thorium power"

I asked him why all the lights were out He said
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I asked him to take my virginity he said wait until you're 27

I asked him to take my virginity he said wait until you're 27 Redditors Wife
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asked why he threw out our wedding album said he wasn't mid marathon when they were taken

asked why he threw out our wedding album said he wasn't mid marathon when they were taken Redditors Wife
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I found my husband sitting in the living room next to a lamp pointed toward him. He justified it by saying he had remembered an obscure embarrassing moment from his childhood.

I found my husband sitting in the living room next to a lamp pointed toward him. He justified it by saying he had remembered an obscure embarrassing moment from his childhood. Redditors Wife
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Want to ... have sex? NOPE. PLAYING. LEAGUE.

Want to ... have sex? NOPE. PLAYING. LEAGUE. Redditors Wife
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I bought him diet soda and a video game so he'd quit pestering me for sex reddit told him he owed me sex

I bought him diet soda and a video game so he'd quit pestering me for sex reddit told him he owed me sex Redditors Wife
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I started Speaking "cool story Bro"

I started Speaking
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