Redditors Wife

I asked him why he was laughing at my misfortune He said "scootin fruity"

I asked him why he was laughing at my misfortune He said

I told him i was going to kill myself He said "i've seen five deaths already today"

I told him i was going to kill myself He said

I told him to pause it for dinner "I CANT FUCKING PAUSE AN ONLINE GAME"

I told him to pause it for dinner

I told him my sister got divorced he said "took him long enough to unsubscribe"

I told him my sister got divorced he said

Told him we were going camping He said "Bring your tampons"

Told him we were going camping He said

I asked him to come to bed He said 'As soon as I find out why this redditor's wife meme submission on the front page is funny by finding the original post

I asked him to come to bed He said 'As soon as I find out why this redditor's wife meme submission on the front page is funny by finding the original post  Redditors Wife

I asked if I could borrow one of his pens He said no, they're all part of his special pharma rep collection.

I asked if I could borrow one of his pens He said no, they're all part of his special pharma rep collection.  Redditors Wife

Told him i'm pregnant "we're naming it karma"

Told him i'm pregnant

I asked him why is he yelling "bongo time!" He said that I should take off my pants and lie on my chest first

I asked him why is he yelling

i said i was moist for him He told me i had no swag

i said i was moist for him He told me i had no swag  Redditors Wife
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