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I said I wanted another baby He said 'bitch get back to the kitchen'

I said I wanted another baby He said 'bitch get back to the kitchen'  Redditors Wife

I TOLD HIM I WAS LATE HE SAID WE DON'T OWN A SQUIRREL

I TOLD HIM I WAS LATE HE SAID WE DON'T OWN A SQUIRREL  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed he told me to go make a penis cannon

I asked him to come to bed he told me to go make a penis cannon  Redditors Wife

Disse pra ele que queria chamar um animador de festas para o aniversario do nosso filho. ele respondeu que nao iria gastar 159k num clown.

Disse pra ele que queria chamar um animador de festas para o aniversario do nosso filho. ele respondeu que nao iria gastar 159k num clown.  Redditors Wife

I told him I was feeling depressed He said for me to plant a garden

I told him I was feeling depressed He said for me to plant a garden  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he bought a goat farm he wanted to make a soundboard

I asked him why he bought a goat farm he wanted to make a soundboard   Redditors Wife

I told him to come to bed All he said was "I'm busy fighting cancer"

I told him to come to bed All he said was

Asked him why there is a huge fake bear in the bedroom He told me to bend over the stump and find out

Asked him why there is a huge fake bear in the bedroom He told me to bend over the stump and find out  Redditors Wife

i begged for him to stop he simply said, "hammertime"

i begged for him to stop he simply said,

i Sent him a long text full of excitement about my future "TL;DR"

i Sent him a long text full of excitement about my future
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