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Said I have a headache Redtube!

Said I have a headache Redtube! Redditors Wife
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I told him to walk the dog He took the elevator instead

I told him to walk the dog He took the elevator instead Redditors Wife
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He didn't come to bed He said he was helping track down a guy that rubs shit all over bathroom stalls.

He didn't come to bed He said he was helping track down a guy that rubs shit all over bathroom stalls. Redditors Wife
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Tells his baby he cant "Face Time" her when shes away at school because his web cam is broken Catches him on Chat Roulette at 2 am when shes down for the weekend

Tells his baby he cant
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I asked if he wanted to split a pint of ice cream he told me to get a knife

I asked if he wanted to split a pint of ice cream he told me to get a knife Redditors Wife
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I asked him what happened to the dryer He said he "bricked" it

I asked him what happened to the dryer He said he
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I TOLD HIM I AM HORNY HE SAID TO GO UNMASTERBATE

I TOLD HIM I AM HORNY HE SAID TO GO UNMASTERBATE Redditors Wife
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I told him to find a job he says they're all pyramid schemes

I told him to find a job he says they're all pyramid schemes Redditors Wife
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i asked him when he was ready to go to subway he said hes memorizing his speech so he doesnt say um

i asked him when he was ready to go to subway he said hes memorizing his speech so he doesnt say um Redditors Wife
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I said I was leaving him He said "only if you're a vegetarian"

I said I was leaving him He said
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