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I told him to get off chatroulette he says "tits or gtfo"

I told him to get off chatroulette he says

All he gave me for Christmas this year Was a mold of his penis

All he gave me for Christmas this year Was a mold of his penis  Redditors Wife

Do you know what I love most about christmas? togetherness

Do you know what I love most about christmas? togetherness  Redditors Wife

I asked him to fix my broken guitar strings he told me "get a black widow"

I asked him to fix my broken guitar strings he told me

I told him the house was being foreclosed. He said the payment was "too damn high!"

I told him the house was being foreclosed.  He said the payment was

I told him to stop going on reddit he told me to stop breathing

I told him to stop going on reddit he told me to stop breathing  Redditors Wife

I told him I'm having a C-section. He gave me a kitchen knife and said, "Do it yourself."

I told him I'm having a C-section. He gave me a kitchen knife and said,

I asked him to wear his uniform to bed he said his NDA won't allow it

I asked him to wear his uniform to bed he said his NDA won't allow it  Redditors Wife

I asked him about our relationship He said "Google it"

I asked him about our relationship He said

"my laptops broken" leave it there im busy blocking all the websites

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