Redditors Wife

Wanted a family Portrait "Not without a horse and pipe"

Wanted a family Portrait

I wish I had a wife seriously guys I'm really lonely

I wish I had a wife seriously guys I'm really lonely  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted a sandwich He said the knife was already in the sink

I asked if he wanted a sandwich  He said the knife was already in the sink  Redditors Wife

"Let's have pizza for dinner" Only if it is heart shaped

I told him all of our children died He told me to go get the camera.

I told him all of our children died He told me to go get the camera.    Redditors Wife

i asked him how he wanted to decorate our new bookshelf he just whispered "...Gumbys"

i asked him how he wanted to decorate our new bookshelf he just whispered

i told him i want to get a gym membership to loose weight he threw a bag of meth at me

i told him i want to get a gym membership to loose weight  he threw a bag of meth at me  Redditors Wife

He talks to me even less after his therapy lesson with dr. wadsworth

He talks to me even less after his therapy lesson with dr.  wadsworth   Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to take a latin class he said there was no need reddit is latin

I asked if he wanted to take a latin class he said there was no need reddit is latin  Redditors Wife

He says he's going to please me.. But instead hes pleasing himself

He says he's going to please me.. But instead hes pleasing himself  Redditors Wife
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