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Masturbating the family knows you have a problem

Masturbating the family knows you have a problem  Redditors Wife

he spends all that time on Skyrim Doesn't even join the Dark Brotherhood

he spends all that time on Skyrim Doesn't even join the Dark Brotherhood  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed He said he had to stay still for a portrait.

I asked him to come to bed He said he had to stay still for a portrait.  Redditors Wife

She wanted to get intimate he grabbed a flashlight

She wanted to get intimate he grabbed a flashlight  Redditors Wife

our son began his freshman year of college he started planning a funeral

our son began his freshman year of college he started planning a funeral  Redditors Wife

i asked if he thought of a christmas gift he said he's making the cat internet famous

i asked if he thought of a christmas gift he said he's making the cat internet famous  Redditors Wife

i told him I'm ready to adopt a child he said not until he can see in the dark

i told him I'm ready to adopt a child he said not until he can see in the dark  Redditors Wife

He hasn't taken a bath in weeks Because bathtubs kill 340 people annually

He hasn't taken a bath in weeks Because bathtubs kill 340 people annually   Redditors Wife

I wanted to have sex He made me check his anus for worms first

I wanted to have sex He made me check his anus for worms first  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he'd go to the hospital with me He told me only if i wore the unicorn mask

I asked him if he'd go to the hospital with me He told me only if i wore the unicorn mask  Redditors Wife
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