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Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to watch a movie tonight... "WE HAVE A SECRET DOOR?!"

I asked if he wanted to watch a movie tonight...
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Asked for a glass of cold, clear water. Brought me an empty glass...

Asked for a glass of cold, clear water. Brought me an empty glass... Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to come to bed he asked me if I wanted to wipe my ass

I asked him if he wanted to come to bed he asked me if I wanted to wipe my ass Redditors Wife
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I told him i'd have a threesome he told me to get the toaster

I told him i'd have a threesome he told me to get the toaster Redditors Wife
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I asked him what he wanted for dinner he said there was no food that suited the occasion

I asked him what he wanted for dinner he said there was no food that suited the occasion Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to try anal tongiht "i don't want your worms wiggling up my dick"

I asked him if he wanted to try anal tongiht
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he asked me if i wanted to see a magic trick poof! you're single

he asked me if i wanted to see a magic trick poof! you're single Redditors Wife
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I asked him why he was breaking up with me he told me he wanted a copy of the witcher 2

I asked him why he was breaking up with me he told me he wanted a copy of the witcher 2 Redditors Wife
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I asked him for a joint savings account He told me to hollow out a book

I asked him for a joint savings account He told me to hollow out a book Redditors Wife
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told him i thought i heard someone break in at 3 a.m. he yelled at me for being overly attached

told him i thought i heard someone break in at 3 a.m. he yelled at me for being overly attached Redditors Wife
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