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I told him i lost the keys he said "check the christmas tree."

I told him i lost the keys he said
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He told me to learn the mexican microwave I told him, i'm still trying to figure out who chuck testa is

He told me to learn the mexican microwave I told him, i'm still trying to figure out who chuck testa is Redditors Wife
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Told him to change the gas line. Bought sour cream.

Told him to change the gas line. Bought sour cream. Redditors Wife
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Going grocery shopping, need anything? goldfish.

Going grocery shopping, need anything? goldfish. Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said "only if you let me marinade your breasts in my homemade Alfredo sauce."

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said
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Asked him to rub my feet to help me relax he told me to kiss his armpits

Asked him to rub my feet to help me relax he told me to kiss his armpits Redditors Wife
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i asked him where he spent his night he said "Discord IV"

i asked him where he spent his night he said
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He doesn't understand "No Means No" He told me to flap my ears next time

He doesn't understand
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dammit came to work in pajamas again

dammit came to work in pajamas again Redditors Wife
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I asked him to have a drink of Vernon's Ginger Ale He told me Schweppes Indian Tonic Water was Better

I asked him to have a drink of Vernon's Ginger Ale He told me Schweppes Indian Tonic Water was Better Redditors Wife
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