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I said fuck me He told me to put my hair up

I said fuck me He told me to put my hair up  Redditors Wife

told him I was pregnant he said "suck my dick"

told him I was pregnant he said

I asked if we could visit my father on his farm He said, some cows would want to see us burn

I asked if we could visit my father on his farm He said, some cows would want to see us burn  Redditors Wife

forgot where he parked my car says it needed a bath anyway

forgot where he parked my car says it needed a bath anyway  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he was flexing for me he said he was just getting rid of a boner

I asked him if he was flexing for me he said he was just getting rid of a boner  Redditors Wife

I asked him if my hair looked alright He said "Caption goes here"

I asked him if my hair looked alright He said

I told him I hired a babysitter for our daughter He said "brazzers"

I told him I hired a babysitter for our daughter He said

i told him i wanted to adopt a third world child he said the kid would be skeptical

i told him i wanted to adopt a third world child he said the kid would be skeptical  Redditors Wife

9 out of 10 Men prefer bigger breasts... The 10th man prefers the other 9 men.

9 out of 10 Men prefer bigger breasts... The 10th man prefers the other 9 men.  Redditors Wife

"why are you on E*trade? "i'm investing in soup stock"

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