Redditors Wife

I told him to come to bed He asked who let me out of the phone

I told him to come to bed He asked who let me out of the phone   Redditors Wife

Asked him to look at something funny i found on pinterest told me he saw it on reddit weeks ago

Asked him to look at something funny i found on pinterest  told me he saw it on reddit weeks ago  Redditors Wife

I asked if we could renew our vows he renewed his WoW subscription

I asked if we could renew our vows he renewed his WoW subscription  Redditors Wife

I told him he needed to go to the e.r. for his broken finger He said no, he'd just set it with this dog treat and duct tape.

I told him he needed to go to the e.r. for his broken finger He said no, he'd just set it with this dog treat and duct tape.  Redditors Wife

i asked him what he was doing he said he was watching south park for inspiration

i asked him what he was doing he said he was watching south park for inspiration  Redditors Wife

I told him my check engine light came on "GO HIT A SPEEDBUMP"

I told him my check engine light came on

I puckered my lips to kiss him he left to get his shotgun

I puckered my lips to kiss him he left to get his shotgun  Redditors Wife

"Who are all of those naked women?" Ex girlfriends"

I asked him to comment about my new pajamas he told me that i'm worst than hitler

I asked him to comment about my new pajamas he told me that i'm worst than hitler  Redditors Wife

he told me to bring towels because bitches like towels "I just bowled a 300" he said.

he told me to bring towels because bitches like towels
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