Redditors Wife

I said I couldn't access the internet He told me to scan the QR code

I said I couldn't access the internet He told me to scan the QR code  Redditors Wife

I asked him why my purse was full of knives He said it was his "satchel"

I asked him why my purse was full of knives He said it was 
his

I asked him if he wanted to go shopping today he asked Me to take him to the recycling center

I asked him if he wanted to go shopping today he asked Me to take him to the recycling center  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he was watching he said Something, something, something, Russian girls

I asked him what he was watching  he said Something, something, something, Russian girls  Redditors Wife

I asked him to take me to the doctor for my kidney stones He told me to buy beer and cranberry juice

I asked him to take me to the doctor for my kidney stones He told me to buy beer and cranberry juice  Redditors Wife

Asked him to come to bed told me I really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now

Asked him to come to bed told me I really have no place in this conversation and can back off right now  Redditors Wife

I told him he was a super man. "I might be on a hotdog."

I told him he was a super man.

I asked him if he fancied sex he said Peter Cottontail cottontail came.

I asked him if he fancied sex he said Peter Cottontail cottontail came.  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he wasn't turned on by me he said, "because you are not a hologram".

I asked him why he wasn't turned on by me he said,

I bought him reddit gold for his birthday He didn't even remember my birthday.

I bought him reddit gold for his birthday He didn't even remember my birthday.  Redditors Wife
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