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I told him there was a burglar in the house He said i should go get the salami

I told him there was a burglar in the house He said i should go get the salami Redditors Wife
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And then he said "boom goes the dynamite"

And then he said
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I asked him to wear a condom He told me to go finger a donut

I asked him to wear a condom He told me to go finger a donut Redditors Wife
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I asked him to come to bed He told me to put on a fish costume

I asked him to come to bed He told me to put on a fish costume Redditors Wife
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I asked him to have sex He told me to wipe my ass

I asked him to have sex He told me to wipe my ass Redditors Wife
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I TOLD HIM MY SISTER WAS PARALYZED HE SAID "LOL LAG"

I TOLD HIM MY SISTER WAS PARALYZED HE SAID
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I asked him if we could get a pet He said only if the squirrel is rare enough

I asked him if we could get a pet He said only if the squirrel is rare enough Redditors Wife
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I told him I needed a whippet He said we could not afford the outfits

I told him I needed a whippet He said we could not afford the outfits Redditors Wife
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I asked him if we could go for a valentines dinner He said vodka would be cheaper

I asked him if we could go for a valentines dinner He said vodka would be cheaper Redditors Wife
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Get off my back! these online classes are hella hard

Get off my back! these online classes are hella hard Redditors Wife
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