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I sent him a text telling him how much I appreciate him. He replied "Aww" then corrected my grammar.

I sent him a text telling him how much I appreciate him.  He replied

Honey, That's my drink, not yours "CRUNK JUICE!"

Honey, That's my drink, not yours

Told Him to get a condom He grabs a cd and a lighter

Told Him to get a condom He grabs a cd and a lighter  Redditors Wife

I told him we should try "The Love Dare" He just said "I'm not gonna pee on Steve"

I told him we should try

I told him to fuck me in the ass Only if you love jesus

I told him to fuck me in the ass Only if you love jesus  Redditors Wife

I told him "You can sleep on the couch tonight" "the apartment in the garage has a futon"

I told him

Asked him where my anti-acne cream was He said he replaced it with honey

Asked him where my anti-acne cream was He said he replaced it with honey  Redditors Wife

I asked him where the prairie dog was He said check the tubes

I asked him where the prairie dog was He said check the tubes  Redditors Wife

i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he said bake cookies first

i asked him what he wanted me to do during sex tonight he said bake cookies first  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to have sex he said it's no fap September

I asked if he wanted to have sex he said it's no fap September  Redditors Wife
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