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Redditors Wife

i told him my ipad broke he told me to stop dropping my iPhone

i told him my ipad broke he told me to stop dropping my iPhone Redditors Wife
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Whenever I ask him what he wants in bed He always says "water"

Whenever I ask him what he wants in bed He always says
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I said come to bed He said "wait, I Need to find out If I should adopt a rescue dog"

I said come to bed He said
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Come make love to me Can't, I already finished watching you put the kids to bed.

Come make love to me Can't, I already finished watching you put the kids to bed. Redditors Wife
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I said I was mad at him he gave me bread crumbs

I said I was mad at him he gave me bread crumbs Redditors Wife
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I asked if he wanted an oreo he signed me up for the biggest loser

I asked if he wanted an oreo he signed me up for the biggest loser Redditors Wife
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"Honey, when are you going to get a prosthetic hand?" Whenever they let me put a chainsaw on the stump instead
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I asked if he could help me with my esty business in the morning Asked to be paid in handjobs

I asked if he could help me with my esty business in the morning Asked to be paid in handjobs Redditors Wife
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I asked him to do me like he is the big bad wolf He said: "I'm actually Skeletor"

I asked him to do me like he is the big bad wolf He said:
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I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said 'get the sling shot'

I asked him if he wanted to have sex he said 'get the sling shot' Redditors Wife
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