Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said "No, but get me some uncooked pizza dough"

I asked him if he wanted to have sex He said

I asked him to do the dishes he said "we still have plenty of tortillas"

I asked him to do the dishes he said

If we had hung out online instead of in person He would have remembered our conversations

If we had hung out online instead of in person He would have remembered our conversations  Redditors Wife

I told him my mom died He said, "My level 60 dwarf warrior died to, you dont see me crying"

I told him my mom died He said,

I suggested he look into medication for his erectile disfunction "Nope. Chuck Testa."

I suggested he look into medication for his erectile disfunction

I can sit next to him and watch his screen I chose not to coz Im too tiny to see his screen.

I can sit next to him and watch his screen I chose not to coz Im too tiny to see his screen.  Redditors Wife

He came out of the bathroom with wet hands He wais he was applauding the jellyfish

He came out of the bathroom with wet hands He wais he was applauding the jellyfish  Redditors Wife

I submitted a picture and he became a meme now he spends even more time on reddit

I submitted a picture and he became a meme now he spends even more time on reddit  Redditors Wife

He told me to fetch his slippers I fucked his sisters

He told me to fetch his slippers I fucked his sisters  Redditors Wife

I asked him to create a banner for our daughter's birthday he turned her into a communist and gave her a machine gun

I asked him to create a banner for our daughter's birthday he turned her into a communist and gave her a machine gun  Redditors Wife
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