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i had a miscarriage stfu playing swtor Caption 3 goes here

i had a miscarriage stfu playing swtor Caption 3 goes here  Redditors Wife

Puts it in my butt Brags to redditors

Puts it in my butt Brags to redditors  Redditors Wife

i asked him what he was doing he told me to shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen

i asked him what he was doing he told me to shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen  Redditors Wife

I asked him where sparky was he said he's taking his lsat

I asked him where sparky was he said he's taking his lsat  Redditors Wife

What do you want for dinner? Roly Poly Bisque

What do you want for dinner? Roly Poly Bisque  Redditors Wife

Told him my dying mom wished for us to name our first daughter bella in honor of her He said "Nice try twilight fan"

Told him my dying mom wished for us to name our first daughter bella in honor of her He said

zero fucks were given By either one

zero fucks were given By either one  Redditors Wife

I tried to get him to have sex with me He said, "liar, your hair isn't up"

I tried to get him to have sex with me He said,

I asked if he wanted to have sex He asked, "will you talk qwerty to me?"

I asked if he wanted to have sex He asked,

I wish he'd just come to bed. So that I could troll the internet.

I wish he'd just come to bed. So that I could troll the internet.  Redditors Wife
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