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I asked him why he is tripping acid on a monday He said he is working on his nobel prize

I asked him why he is tripping acid on a monday He said he is working on his nobel prize Redditors Wife
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"where were you all night?" "I couldn't find a dog walker."
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I asked him what he wanted for dinner He told me to go buy goblets

I asked him what he wanted for dinner He told me to go buy goblets Redditors Wife
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Here is the measuring tape you wanted. Never mind that, I need the toilet paper tube.

Here is the measuring tape you wanted. Never mind that, I need the toilet paper tube. Redditors Wife
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I told him I would make him a sexual offer he couldn't refuse he refused

I told him I would make him a sexual offer he couldn't refuse he refused Redditors Wife
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Told him i wanted his dick showed me a dik dik

Told him i wanted his dick showed me a dik dik Redditors Wife
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i asked him to buy me a car he told me there was a whole circle of them in the living room

i asked him to buy me a car he told me there was a whole circle of them in the living room Redditors Wife
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That moment when your wife cathes you... ...ordering another first run destroyer off ebay.

That moment when your wife cathes you... ...ordering another first run destroyer off ebay. Redditors Wife
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She asked for help cleaning around the house he said he didn't want to get a sinus infection

She asked for help cleaning around the house he said he didn't want to get a sinus infection Redditors Wife
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I wanted to watch Harry Potter now he wants to drown me in the sink

I wanted to watch Harry Potter now he wants to drown me in the sink Redditors Wife
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