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Redditors Wife

Asked him to get me wrinkle cream He put my face in a shoebox

Asked him to get me wrinkle cream He put my face in a shoebox Redditors Wife
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i told him i needed a new car he said "how about a banana"

i told him i needed a new car he said
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I told him I didn't want to have sex again "You need to have a baby so I can put a photo of it in my wallet"

I told him I didn't want to have sex again
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"i think i have an infection" "Don't forget your petmart rewards card"
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Sees a hot girl streaming world of warcraft instantly flirts with her for her battletag

Sees a hot girl streaming world of warcraft instantly flirts with her for her battletag Redditors Wife
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I thanked him for getting groceries "They aren't for you. They are for the Navajo baby."

I thanked him for getting groceries
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I asked him if he enjoyed dinner with me last night He said, "not as fun as an airport in Haiti"

I asked him if he enjoyed dinner with me last night He said,
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used his toothpaste tasted like rat poison

used his toothpaste tasted like rat poison Redditors Wife
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Told him I felt dirty he said you better lather up

Told him I felt dirty he said you better lather up Redditors Wife
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i asked him where our bible was he said he "nerver herd erv thert berk"

i asked him where our bible was he said he
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