Redditors Wife

I asked him for oral sex. He says I owe him an iPhone.

I asked him for oral sex. He says I owe him an iPhone.  Redditors Wife

Surface thought: "I'm gonna beat the shit outta the kage when he's alone." Random DA: *Calling Bmod*

Surface thought:

I asked him if he wanted to fool around in bed He said he'll get the spoons

I asked him if he wanted to fool around in bed He said he'll get the spoons  Redditors Wife

he went out in public with the cat on his head

he went out in public with the cat on his head  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to have sex with me tonight He told me "not unless you're my cousin"

I asked if he wanted to have sex with me tonight He told me

i asked him to come to bed and then he said i don't want our kids to be born with tattoos

i asked him to come to bed and then  he said i don't want our kids to be born with tattoos  Redditors Wife

He handed me some divorce papers In fucking comic sans

He handed me some divorce papers In fucking comic sans  Redditors Wife

now he wishes he'd just discovered memes yesterday

now he wishes  he'd just discovered memes yesterday  Redditors Wife

I TOLD HIM I WAS SKEPTICAL ABOUT SOMETHING HE SAID UNLESS I AM A CHILD FROM A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY HE COULD CARE LESS

I TOLD HIM I WAS SKEPTICAL ABOUT SOMETHING HE SAID UNLESS I AM A CHILD FROM A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY HE COULD CARE LESS  Redditors Wife

I told him we're babysitting my parent's dog he bought sharpies and drew eyebrows on them

I told him we're babysitting my parent's dog he bought sharpies and drew eyebrows on them  Redditors Wife
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