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Took him to my grandparents house to meet them for the first time He just took pictures of their stuff for karma

Took him to my grandparents house to meet them for the first time He just took pictures of their stuff for karma  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to see my boobs He said "can I bring my two flashlights?"

I asked if he wanted to see my boobs He said

I told him I was hungry He told me to go cook a grilldo

I told him I was hungry He told me to go cook a grilldo  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed He told me he was too busy reading the EULA's

I asked him to come to bed He told me he was too busy reading the EULA's  Redditors Wife

i said it's late and to turn off the lights "get the duck tape."

i said it's late and to turn off the lights

Candy Crush I never wanted to be a crush head when I grew up

Candy Crush  I never wanted to be a crush head when I grew up  Redditors Wife

I told dan the guitar pick left my body He said PIcs or it didnt happen

I told dan the guitar pick left my body He said PIcs or it didnt happen  Redditors Wife

He loved me Less than taiwanese cybersex

He loved me Less than taiwanese cybersex  Redditors Wife

introduced him to reddit can't even get him to cuddle with me

introduced him to reddit can't even get him to 
cuddle with me  Redditors Wife

I asked him to do the dishes He turned his head sideways and pulled an asian looking face.

I asked him to do the dishes He turned his head sideways and pulled an asian looking face.  Redditors Wife
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