Redditors Wife

i asked if he wanted any ben and Jerry's he asked for the saw

i asked if he wanted any ben and Jerry's  he asked for the saw   Redditors Wife

When are you coming to bed? I'm on a boat!! 5 Minutes!

When are you coming to bed? I'm on a boat!! 5 Minutes!  Redditors Wife

i asked him for money for groceries he told me to get a job

i asked him for money for groceries he told me to get a job  Redditors Wife

i asked him to write me a poem he told me to google it

i asked him to write me a poem he told me to google it  Redditors Wife

I told him i got in a car accident He told me he won't drive me anywhere

I told him i got in a car accident He told me he won't drive me anywhere  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted a Jerky He told me to shut up and have another Nature Valley bar

I asked him if he wanted a Jerky He told me to shut up and have another Nature Valley bar  Redditors Wife

"Why are you looking in my tampon box?" "I was hungry."

I asked if he wanted to have sex "I'll wait until you turn over in bed"

I asked if he wanted to have sex

Said I wanted to have sex tonight. He said he's waiting for the conditioner to dry up and peel off.

Said I wanted to have sex tonight. He said he's waiting for the conditioner to dry up and peel off.  Redditors Wife

I asked him how he was going to clean the floor He said he would cover it with a sealer

I asked him how he was going to clean the floor  He said he would cover it with a sealer   Redditors Wife
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