Redditors Wife

I sent him divorce papers He chucks up the deuces

I sent him divorce papers He chucks up the deuces    Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed... he said "shut up bitch! I'm playing skyrim."

I asked him to come to bed... he said

Justin would rather play Minecraft than make love to me Creates giant pixelated vagina

Justin would rather play Minecraft than make love to me Creates giant pixelated vagina  Redditors Wife

oh logan why you make them leave

oh logan why you make them leave   Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to go see a play tonight. he said only if a bear was performing.

I asked him if he wanted to go see a play tonight. he said only if a bear was performing.   Redditors Wife

He said my ice cream smelled off he slamed the car breaks on

He said my ice cream smelled off he slamed the car breaks on   Redditors Wife

I asked him if he would like to see my boobs. he said, he'll have the B please.

I asked him if he would like to see my boobs. he said, he'll have the B please.  Redditors Wife

I told him i wanted a smoothie He said the ketchup was in the fridge

I told him i wanted a smoothie He said the ketchup was in the fridge  Redditors Wife

I make the front page Makes a Redditor's wife meme about it

I make the front page Makes a Redditor's wife meme about it  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he had to carry some tuna.

I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he had to carry some tuna.  Redditors Wife
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