Redditors Wife

Asks if he wants to have sex says only if she has two vaginas

Asks if he wants to have sex says only if she has two vaginas  Redditors Wife

I told him he left the toilet clogged and I really have to go He said the ziplocs were on the stairs

I told him he left the toilet clogged and I really have to go He said the ziplocs were on the stairs  Redditors Wife

Sweetie, we need to talk "..."

Sweetie, we need to talk

finally cleaned out the fridge because reddit told him to

finally cleaned out the fridge because reddit told him to  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed "Do your bra and panties match?"

I asked him to come to bed

A polar bear is about to maul our dog they're just playing

A polar bear is about to maul our dog they're just playing  Redditors Wife

Got flowers at work and left them there He called me a whore when I got home

Got flowers at work and left them there He called me a whore when I got home  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed "Only if I can swaffel you"

I asked him to come to bed

I spent weeks planning the perfect birthday party for him he said he wished I'd booked the party at the wolf sanctuary

I spent weeks planning the perfect birthday party for him he said he wished I'd booked the party at the wolf sanctuary  Redditors Wife

I asked him for a divorce He said he just needed to grab some sweatpants

I asked him for a divorce He said he just needed to grab some sweatpants  Redditors Wife
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