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He said we were going to Coachella He pulled up the youtube stream

He said we were going to  Coachella He pulled up the youtube stream   Redditors Wife

I asked him if he bought our plane tickets He told me was asking Lance Bass for Russia's space program phone number

I asked him if he bought our plane tickets He told me was asking Lance Bass for Russia's space program phone number  Redditors Wife

i made him a sandwich he said he was afraid i spit in it

i made him a sandwich he said he was afraid i spit in it  Redditors Wife

I ASKED IF HE WANTED TO HAVE SEX HE SAID HE'D RATHER USE TOOTHPASTE

I ASKED IF HE WANTED TO HAVE SEX HE SAID HE'D RATHER USE TOOTHPASTE  Redditors Wife

i saw him looking through our beach photo album he said he was checking for anyone drowning

i saw him looking through our beach photo album  he said he was checking for anyone drowning  Redditors Wife

I said "Welcome Home Honey, I missed you!" He said, "I missed my car ....um, I mean you, too."

I said

That was my Plethora sale!! Yeah, but they paid me in gum!

That was my Plethora sale!! Yeah, but they paid me in gum!  Redditors Wife

I told him that I wanted to lose some weight He bought baby food

I told him that I wanted to lose some weight He bought baby food  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to get crazy with 10 of my hot girlfriends. Anything goes. They will treat your body like an amusement park. "thanks babe. I got it. The photo is on the front page of reddit."

I asked him if he wanted to get crazy with 10 of my hot girlfriends. Anything goes. They will treat your body like an amusement park.

He's playing League of legends my pc is still stuck in customs

He's playing League of legends my pc is still stuck in customs  Redditors Wife
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