Redditors Wife

I asked him what he wanted for his birthday He told me to go edit our old videos

I asked him what he wanted for his birthday He told me to go edit our old videos  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he shit on the back porch he said he needed to assert his dominance

I asked him why he shit on the back porch he said he needed to assert his dominance  Redditors Wife

i asked him if he was taking off his clothes to make love to me he said no, you're just really boring

i asked him if he was taking off his clothes to make love to me he said no, you're just really boring  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted pizza for dinner He said only if he could have one to himself

I asked him if he wanted pizza for dinner He said only if he could have one to himself  Redditors Wife

he didn't actually buy a gift for me he bought it for karma

he didn't actually buy a gift for me he bought it for karma  Redditors Wife

I told him I was sad He told me to check my tumblr account

I told him I was sad He told me to check my tumblr account  Redditors Wife

Told him I wanted to make a giant chocolate bar Told me to use the shoebox he keeps under the bed

Told him I wanted to make a giant chocolate bar Told me to use the shoebox he keeps under the bed  Redditors Wife

I asked him to come to bed "Bring the Googly eyes"

I asked him to come to bed

I asked if he needed to poop before I took a shower He said "Does it look like I'm at work?"

I asked if he needed to poop before I took a shower He said

I asked him what was going on with this meme He told me to check the comments

I asked him what was going on with this meme He told me to check the comments  Redditors Wife
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