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I told him I was tense He told me to kiss his armpit

I told him I was tense He told me to kiss his armpit  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted me to make him a sandwich too He said "You'll get a sign"

I asked him if he wanted me to make him a sandwich too He said

I brought him a bottle of water He tells me to stop sneaking him estrogen

I brought him a bottle of water He tells me to stop sneaking him estrogen  Redditors Wife

i asked him to set up the navigation in our new Mazda he modded the system with Mario kart

i asked him to set up the navigation in our new Mazda he modded the system with Mario kart  Redditors Wife

i asked him where all my nail polish was he said he needed to paint the car

i asked him where all my nail polish was he said he needed to paint the car  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he didn't come home last night He said that he had to work all night - and that he crapped his pants

I asked him why he didn't come home last night He said that he had to work all night - and that he crapped his pants  Redditors Wife

I bought some new lingerie for Valentine's Day He said it'd go great on the lawn dinosaur

I bought some new lingerie for Valentine's Day He said it'd go great on the lawn dinosaur  Redditors Wife

"Honey, I don't think you'll survive this one. Is there anything you want to say before you go?" "I sucked a dick once"

What do you want for Breakfast? A V for Vendetta Egg Sandwhich

What do you want for Breakfast? A V for Vendetta Egg Sandwhich  Redditors Wife

Honey the baby needs changed. Hold on I'm writing a poem to my faithful wardens.

Honey the baby needs changed. Hold on I'm writing a poem to my faithful wardens.  Redditors Wife
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